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HEADWEAR

Gold Logo Headband

Rising and falling in popularity since the 1920s, the headband has evolved into a full-on fashion statement and is once again back in style. A sports accessory at heart, the Gold Logo Headband’s soft and stretchy fabric is comfortable both for everyday wear and for workouts.75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
4-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
UPF 50+ protection
Tear-away care label

Embroidery Stitched Hat

This one’s a must for anyone who loves to spend time in nature. The structured cap isn’t only practical for all outdoor activities—the trendy camo print never goes out of style. It’s gonna be an awesome staple to wear all year long.5 Colorways and Fonts to Choose from featuring Embroidery Stitching of "CrazyXmasBaby" or "Sleestaks"100% cotton front
100% polyester mesh back
Structured, 6-panel cap, low-profile
2 sewn eyelets
6 rows of visible stitching on the visor
Adjustable plastic snap
Matching fabric under-visor
One size fits mostContains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances

Flex Fit Closed Back Cap

If you’re looking for a classic, stylish, and comfortable trucker hat, the Closed-Back Trucker Cap | Flexfit 6511 is the way to go. This hat has a mesh back to ensure maximum breathability and an elastic band to fit comfortably around the head.55% polyester, 43% cotton, 2% spandex
Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile
Reinforced front
Curved peak
Permacurv® visor with 8 rows of visible stitching
Silver under visor
2 embroidered eyelets
Mesh back
Elastic band5 Styles to choose from to match your fit.

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SHIRTS

Champion Long Sleeve Black

CrazyXmasBaby Champion Long-Sleeve Shirt is a men's fashion must-have. It can be worn on its own or layered with a blazer for a relaxed business look. And this long-sleeve shirt has the bonus of classic Champion branding logo on the wrist.5 Designs to choose fromChampion® "C” logo on the left sleeve
100% cotton
Fabric weight: 5.2 oz/y² (176.3 g/m²)
Regular fit
Taped crew neck
Double-needle stitched bottom hem
Ribbed knit cuffs*Matching Hats Not IncludedRead more about the history of Champion clothing.
Champion® Copyright 2018 Hanesbrands Inc. All rights reserved.
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5 Styles to choose from to match your fit.

Gold Logo T-Shirt

Gold Logo 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. We can't compliment this shirt enough–it's one of our favorites, and it's sure to be your next favorite too!
90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyesterFabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
30 singles
Side-seamed construction
Tear-away label
Shoulder-to-shoulder tapingContains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances

Morningside Terror Official T-Shirt

Morningside Terror 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. We can't compliment this shirt enough–it's one of our favorites, and it's sure to be your next favorite too!Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
30 singles
Side-seamed construction
Tear-away label
Shoulder-to-shoulder tapingContains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances

The Leaker Official T-Shirt

The Leaker 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. We can't compliment this shirt enough–it's one of our favorites, and it's sure to be your next favorite too!Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
30 singles
Side-seamed construction
Tear-away label
Shoulder-to-shoulder tapingContains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances

Beach Glow Official T-Shirt

Beach Glow 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. We can't compliment this shirt enough–it's one of our favorites, and it's sure to be your next favorite too!100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
30 singles
Side-seamed construction
Tear-away label
Shoulder-to-shoulder tapingContains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances

Terror Dactyl Carpet Sleeve T-Shirt

Terror Dactyl Logo 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. We can't compliment this shirt enough–it's one of our favorites, and it's sure to be your next favorite too!
52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyesterFabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
30 singles
Side-seamed construction
Tear-away label
Shoulder-to-shoulder tapingContains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances

King of Terror Ringer Shirt

This retro-style tee features contrast forest green trims on cream, and a relaxed fit for a classic throwback look. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for everyday wear.100% combed ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
Yarn diameter: 32 singles
Side-seamed construction
Regular fit
Crew neck
Tear-away label
1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
Contains 0% recycled materials
Contains 0% dangerous substances

Bombs Away Ringer Shirt

This retro-style tee features contrast forest green trims on cream, and a relaxed fit for a classic throwback look. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for everyday wear.100% combed ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
Yarn diameter: 32 singles
Side-seamed construction
Regular fit
Crew neck
Tear-away label
1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
Contains 0% recycled materials
Contains 0% dangerous substances

Hero of the Sleestaks Ringer Shirt

This retro-style tee features contrast black trims on space gray, and a relaxed fit for a classic throwback look. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for everyday wear.90% cotton, 10% polyester
Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
Yarn diameter: 32 singles
Side-seamed construction
Regular fit
Crew neck
Tear-away label
1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
Contains 0% recycled materials
Contains 0% dangerous substancesIncludes unlimited streaming of The Leaker (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Gold Logo Boxy Football Jersey

This Boxy Football Jersey is built for performance and style. Designed with two premium fabrics, it combines comfort and breathability in one versatile piece. The silky, moisture-wicking top fabric (shoulders, chest, sleeves) offers a smooth feel and flexibility with 2-way stretch, while the heavy mesh on the lower body keeps it breathable and durable. With a relaxed fit, this jersey is perfect both for active sports and as a statement streetwear piece.Upper section (shoulders, chest, sleeves): 100% recycled polyester, silky moisture-wicking jersey with 2-way stretch, 4.42 oz./yd.² (150 g/m²)
Lower section (chest downward): 100% polyester, breathable moisture-wicking open mesh, 7.23 oz./yd.² (245 g/m²)
Relaxed fit with a boxy silhouette for versatile wear
The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified

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PANTS

Gold Logo Sweatpants

The joggers are the perfect item for trendy athleisure and streetwear collections (or for simply lounging around the house).96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane
Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
Soft cotton-feel fabric face
Brushed fleece fabric inside
Slim fit
Cuffed legs
Practical pockets
Elastic waistband with a white drawstring
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team
The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certifiedIncludes unlimited streaming of The Leaker (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more

Digital Zombie Sweatpants

The joggers are the perfect item for trendy athleisure and streetwear collections (or for simply lounging around the house).96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane
Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
Soft cotton-feel fabric face
Brushed fleece fabric inside
Slim fit
Cuffed legs
Practical pockets
Elastic waistband with a white drawstring
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team
The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certifiedIncludes unlimited streaming of Morningside Terror (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more

Original Sleestaks Yoga Pants

Original Sleestaks Yoga Leggings are a must for any activewear collection!Made out of stretchy materials, soft microfiber yarn, and a UPF 50+, they'll keep you comfortable even during the most challenging workouts
75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
UPF 50+ protection
Made with a smooth and comfortable microfiber yarn
Flat seam, coverstitch
Raised waistband
Soft, 0.25″ (0.6 cm) wide, clear elastic in the waistband for extra comfort
Triangle-shaped gusset crotch

Prehistoric Sleestaks Yoga Pants

Made out of stretchy materials, soft microfiber yarn, and a UPF 50+, they'll keep you comfortable even during the most challenging workouts
75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
UPF 50+ protection
Made with a smooth and comfortable microfiber yarn
Flat seam, coverstitch
Raised waistband
Soft, 0.25″ (0.6 cm) wide, clear elastic in the waistband for extra comfort
Triangle-shaped gusset crotch

Start a New Age Yoga Pants

Start a New Age Yoga Leggings are a must for any activewear collection!Made out of stretchy materials, soft microfiber yarn, and a UPF 50+, they'll keep you comfortable even during the most challenging workouts
75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
UPF 50+ protection
Made with a smooth and comfortable microfiber yarn
Flat seam, coverstitch
Raised waistband
Soft, 0.25″ (0.6 cm) wide, clear elastic in the waistband for extra comfort
Triangle-shaped gusset crotchIncludes unlimited streaming of The Leaker (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Iguana Sleestaks Yoga Pants

Iguana Sleestaks Yoga Leggings are a must for any activewear collection!Made out of stretchy materials, soft microfiber yarn, and a UPF 50+, they'll keep you comfortable even during the most challenging workouts
75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
UPF 50+ protection
Made with a smooth and comfortable microfiber yarn
Flat seam, coverstitch
Raised waistband
Soft, 0.25″ (0.6 cm) wide, clear elastic in the waistband for extra comfort
Triangle-shaped gusset crotchIncludes unlimited streaming of Morningside Terror (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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SWIMWEAR

Get ready for summer with this double-layered, UPF 50+ String Bikini set. Made from soft and stretchy recycled polyester, this eco-friendly set is a staple in swimwear—and it’s great for pairing with other outfits! The combination of comfort and versatility makes this set a must-have for any swimwear collection.75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
Soft and stretchy material with UPF 50+
Sizes up to 6XL
Bikini top comes with removable padding for comfort
Multiple ways to tie and style the bikini setThe fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)Includes unlimited streaming of Morningside Terror (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Python Sleestaks One Piece

This one-piece will become the ladies' instant favorite thanks to its cheeky fit and low-scoop back.75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
Cheeky fit
Scoop neckline and low-scoop back
Zig-zag stitching
Double-layer front
Four-way stretch material stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
UPF 50+ protection
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house teams

Beach Glow Bikini

Get ready for summer with this double-layered, UPF 50+ String Bikini set. Made from soft and stretchy recycled polyester, this eco-friendly set is a staple in swimwear—and it’s great for pairing with other outfits! The combination of comfort and versatility makes this set a must-have for any swimwear collection.75% recycled polyester, 25%
Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
Soft and stretchy material with UPF 50+
Sizes up to 6XL
Bikini top comes with removable padding for comfort
Multiple ways to tie and style the bikini setThe fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)

Beach Glow One Piece

This one-piece will become the ladies' instant favorite thanks to its cheeky fit and low-scoop back.75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
Cheeky fit
Scoop neckline and low-scoop back
Zig-zag stitching
Double-layer front
Four-way stretch material stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
UPF 50+ protection
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house teams

Beach Glow Towel

Bring some CrazyXmasBaby Glow to your daily bathing ritual or turn a day at the beach into a fiesta with Beach Glow! These towels are made from a cozy cotton terry and soft poly face.Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
Fabric weight: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
Printed on one side only
The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbentAvailable in 2 sizes
Large 30″×60″
Extra Large 36″×72″Includes unlimited streaming of The Leaker (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more

Beach Glow Men's Slides

These Men’s Slides are perfect for enjoying the day at the beach or pool. The cushioned upper strap will keep the feet in place, and the textured footbed will guarantee comfort while the wearer’s too busy having fun by the water.Cushioned faux leather upper strap
Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole
Contoured, textured footbed
Stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability
Spot clean only
Printed, cut, and handmadesizes available = 6.5,7,8,8.5,9.5,10,11,11.5, and 12.5Includes unlimited streaming of The Leaker (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Beach Glow Flip Flops

Make long summer days even more enjoyable with these flip flops. The comfy rubber sole is lined with a soft polyester fabric sporting CrazyXmasBaby's Beach Glow Brand. So let your dreams run wild and grab a pair of flip flops that promises fun and adventures.Rubber sole
100% polyester fabric lining
Black Y-shaped rubber straps
Toe post styleIncludes unlimited streaming of The Leaker (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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DRESSES

Demon Slayer Skater Dress

This sleeveless skater dress has a flattering silhouette that showcases vibrant designs in the best possible way. The elastic fabric is soft to the touch, and the skirt flares out from the waist, giving the dress an eye-catching twirl.75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
Smooth and elastic fabric
UPF 50+ protection
Mid-thigh length flared skirt
Elastic waistline
Overlock seams, coverstitch hemline
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house teamsIncludes unlimited streaming of Morningside Terror (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.Please note that contact with rough surfaces should be avoided since they can pull out the white fibers in the fabric, damaging the item.

Green Zombie Skater Dress

This sleeveless skater dress gives you the edge in a zombie battle, obviously, and it has a flattering silhouette that showcases this vibrant design in the best possible way. The elastic fabric is soft to the touch, and the skirt flares out from the waist, giving the dress an eye-catching twirl.75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
Smooth and elastic fabric
UPF 50+ protection
Mid-thigh length flared skirt
Elastic waistline
Overlock seams, coverstitch hemline
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house teamsIncludes unlimited streaming of Morningside Terror (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.Please note that contact with rough surfaces should be avoided since they can pull out the white fibers in the fabric, damaging the item.

Python Sleestaks Skater Dress

This sleeveless skater dress has a flattering silhouette that showcases vibrant designs in the best possible way. The elastic fabric is soft to the touch, and the skirt flares out from the waist, giving the dress an eye-catching twirl.75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
Smooth and elastic fabric
UPF 50+ protection
Mid-thigh length flared skirt
Elastic waistline
Overlock seams, coverstitch hemline
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house teamsIncludes unlimited streaming of The Leaker (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.Please note that contact with rough surfaces should be avoided since they can pull out the white fibers in the fabric, damaging the item.

Original Sleestaks Skater Dress

This sleeveless skater dress has a flattering silhouette that showcases vibrant designs in the best possible way. The elastic fabric is soft to the touch, and the skirt flares out from the waist, giving the dress an eye-catching twirl.75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
Smooth and elastic fabric
UPF 50+ protection
Mid-thigh length flared skirt
Elastic waistline
Overlock seams, coverstitch hemline
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house teamsIncludes unlimited streaming of Morningside Terror (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.Please note that contact with rough surfaces should be avoided since they can pull out the white fibers in the fabric, damaging the item.

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Accessories

I have to be honest. Some of this I was designing for myself.

Eggs Logo Wall Tapestry

Transform any room into a statement space with this Eggs Logo Indoor Wall Tapestry. Lightweight but strong, it is easy to hang in bedrooms, living areas, creative studios, or as dorm décor.100% polyester
50" × 62" (127 × 157.5 cm)
Lightweight and versatile, easy to hang, move, or fold for storage
Designed to showcase bold, fade-resistant prints
Machine washable in cold water, tumble dry low, do not bleach

Eggs Logo Car Magnets

Add instant personality to your ride with these Eggs Logo car magnets. Their sturdy magnetic backing clings securely to any metal surface, while the weatherproof vinyl front keeps weather-proof. Easy to remove and reapply without damage.100% vinyl
Black magnetic backing
Matte finish on a white base3 sizes to choose from:10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.6 cm),
7.5″ × 4.5″ (19 × 11.4 cm), and
5″ × 5″ (12.7 × 12.7 cm)Weather-resistant
Blank product sourced from the US

Beach Glow Coir Doormat

Welcome guests with a durable doormat that adds personality to any entryway. Its sturdy coir surface helps brush off dirt. The mat works well for porches, patios, and other sheltered outdoor spaces, making it a practical home & living staple.Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber
One size: 24″ × 16″ (61 cm × 40.6 cm)
Thickness: 0.59″ (1.5 cm)
One-sided print
Black vinyl backing
Mainly for outdoor useDisclaimer: Place the mat in a covered, weather-protected area. Avoid direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Natural coir fibers may shed during the first month — shake the mat occasionally to remove loose fibers.Includes unlimited streaming of The Leaker (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more

Beach Glow Car Magnets

Add instant personality to your ride with these Beach Glow CrazyXmasBaby car magnets. Their sturdy magnetic backing clings securely to any metal surface, while the weatherproof vinyl front keeps weather-proof. Easy to remove and reapply without damage.100% vinyl
Black magnetic backing
Matte finish on a white base3 sizes to choose from:
10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.6 cm),
7.5″ × 4.5″ (19 × 11.4 cm), and
5″ × 5″ (12.7 × 12.7 cm)
Weather-resistant
Blank product sourced from the USIncludes unlimited streaming of The Leaker (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Beach Glow Tote Bag

The Beach Glow Series Tote Bag is a versatile and comfortable addition to anyone’s look. Its dual handles are made from 100% natural cotton bull denim and ensure easy-carrying. Just throw in your laptop, a notebook, or anything else that you need during your daily outings—this bag can carry up to 44lbs of weight.100% polyester
Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
Maximum weight limit: 44 lbs (20 kg)
Dual handles 100% natural cotton bull denim
Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substancesIncludes unlimited streaming of The Leaker (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Beach Glow Stainless Steel Water Bottle

This roomy 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle is ideal for long days and active lifestyles. The wide-mouth foldable straw ensures spill-free drinking while on the go, while the rotating handle makes it easy to carry.Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
32 oz (950 ml)
Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
Glossy finish
Rotating handle
Comes with an anti-slip patchNot dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
Light pressure might be needed to close the lid during the first uses, as it can take a few times for the straw to take the appropriate shape inside the bottle.

Beach Glow Fanny Pack

Fanny packs are the ultimate accessory for people on the go. This waist bag has the perfect size and everything you need, including an inside pocket for valuables and adjustable straps. It’s bound to be a favorite among festival-goers, tourists, and fashion trend enthusiasts.100% polyester
Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
Water-resistant material
Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) in height, 13″ (33 cm) in width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) in diameter
Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
Top zipper with 2 sliders
Silky lining and piped inside hems
1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide adjustable straps with plastic strap regulators
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team

Digital Zombie Fanny Pack

Fanny packs are the ultimate accessory for people on the go. This waist bag has the perfect size and everything you need, including an inside pocket for valuables and adjustable straps. It’s bound to be a favorite among festival-goers, tourists, and fashion trend enthusiasts.100% polyester
Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
Water-resistant material
Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) in height, 13″ (33 cm) in width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) in diameter
Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
Top zipper with 2 sliders
Silky lining and piped inside hems
1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide adjustable straps with plastic strap regulators
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house teamIncludes unlimited streaming of Morningside Terror (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Gold Logo Fanny Pack

Fanny packs are the ultimate accessory for people on the go. This waist bag has the perfect size and everything you need, including an inside pocket for valuables and adjustable straps. It’s bound to be a favorite among festival-goers, tourists, and fashion trend enthusiasts.100% polyester
Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
Water-resistant material
Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) in height, 13″ (33 cm) in width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) in diameter
Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
Top zipper with 2 sliders
Silky lining and piped inside hems
1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide adjustable straps with plastic strap regulators
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house teamIncludes unlimited streaming of Morningside Terror (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Gold Logo Bubble Free Vinyl Sticker

5.5" x 5.5"High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
Durable vinyl
95µ thickness
Fast and easy bubble-free application

5 Pin Button Sets

The sets includes 5 lightweight and sturdy pin buttons with a glossy finish. The scratch and UV-resistant coating protects from fading and other types of damage. The pins are easy to put on, too.Made of tinplate
Scratch and UV-resistant mylar coating
Glossy finish
2.25″ (56.25 mm)
3 Sets of 5
Easy to put on

20 Ounze Mugs

Various Design 20 0z White Glossy MugsThis sturdy mug is perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or whatever hot beverage you enjoy. It's glossy, vivid prints retain their quality when dish-washed and microwaved.Ceramic
20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safeChoose your CrazyXmasBaby Design
Choose from,
1. Big Green Sleestaks Logo
2. Egg Logo
3. King of Terror Sleestaks Logo
4. Gold Plated Logo
5. CrazyXmasBaby Font LogoIncludes unlimited streaming of Morningside Terror (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Wall Flags

5 Designs to choose from at checkout. Preview your favorite now.Who doesn’t want to turn their house into a home? This flag won’t crease or shrink thanks to the polyester material and will last a long time.100% polyester
Knitted fabric
Fabric weight: 4.42 oz./yd.² (150 g/m²)
Print on one side
Blank reverse side
Double-fold hem
2 iron grommets
Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certifiedContains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substancesIncludes unlimited streaming of The Leaker (Remastered) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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Music

PROCESS
I spend hours, weeks, and years crafting beats and tracks for therapeutic reasons and artistry.
Every sound is built through hands-on creation and personal direction.LISTEN / SUPPORT
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Everything is there.
Bandcamp does not allow A.I. music, and all releases reflect original human production and arrangement.

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GORGEOUS EPUB & PDFE-Books are available for instant download, and physical copies are fulfilled through Amazon.com.FLAGSHIP SURVIVAL BOOKS“How to Survive in Jail”
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How to Survive in Jail

IMPORTANT SHIPPING NOTEThis book is easy to send.You can order the paperback directly on Amazon and ship it to an incarcerated friend or family member at checkout by changing the shipping address.

Be sure to include the inmate number next to the inmate's name along with the facility address.

It’s a practical, thoughtful gift that provides real value day after day.INSIDE THE BOOK• A guide offering hard-earned tactics and legal basics for anyone who may face incarceration

• Direct advice blending safety awareness with courtroom fundamentals while protecting dignity

• Focused guidance from intake, rights protection, phone access, and reentry planning

• Written to reduce harm and maintain mental + physical stability in a dehumanizing system

• Cuts through myths and shows how jail actually functions in realityJAIL REALITYJail is a system designed to disorient you.
The routines are small, repetitive, and draining.
The rules rarely make sense from the outside.

This guide does not fix the system. It helps you navigate it.

The goal is simple:

Keep your mind steady.
Keep your body safe.
Keep your future intact.Preparation increases control over what happens next.